Take my hand. There might be a dollar in it.
1 week ago - 
49
49
My Doodle Life
Here are my doodle comics for you to enjoy.
All drawings are my own originals, enjoy!
[All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.]
All drawings are my own originals, enjoy!
[All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.]
I went to college and all I got was a job.
“It’s been 0 days since your last relationship incident.”
“Although there are millions of cephalophores that wander through this world, you’ve got something extra going on, I think you probably know. You probably get that a lot. I bet people say that a lot to you while you are sarcastically lip-syncing along to words I felt were spoken spontaneously”
1 month ago - 7
7
I ship us
“You’re very pretty”
“You’re very wrong”
I may have to unfollow you because you’re so beautiful
Hey remember me? I was on the same escalator step as you last week.
1 month ago - 3
3
I don’t think I will ever find someone like you. But I’m not sure I want to.
To be clear, you are forcing me to date you, so be warned you are not going to enjoy this.
How am I supposed to enjoy this heart-shaped cookie you made me after you dump me?
I don’t really have a business card per se, but here’s a baseball card i made of myself on Photoshop
My other shirt has cat hair on it.
“Why don’t we ever go out for sushi?”
“Because I’d have to pay”
Please don’t be a weirdo
Happy Valentines Day everyone!
